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60条超级搞笑的中国式英语句

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发表于 2009-3-3 16:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
      1. 爱TMD谁谁谁:love he mother’s who who who
  2. 白痴:White eat!
  3. 板门弄斧:play an ax before Luban
  4. 班长:class long
  5. 彼此彼此:you me you me
  6. 表妹:watch sister
  7. 别唬我:don’t tiger me
  8. 不管三七二十一:no care three seven two ten one
  9. 不入虎穴,焉得虎子:Blue who say,and whose
  10. 不三不四: no three no four
  
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 16:29 | 显示全部楼层
      11. 不要开黄腔:do not open yellow gun
  12. 车祸现场描述 :one car come, one car go ,two car peng-peng, people die
  13. 呈现强烈的企图心:Demonstrate the strong attempt heart
  14. 吃白食:eat white food
  15. 春江水暖鸭先知:spring river water warm duck first know
  16. 大人不计小人过:Big people do not think of small people’s mistake
  17. 第一眼看到你,我就爱上你了:first eye see you, i shit love you
  18. 电源线:power line
  19. 放马过来,给你点颜色看看:release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see
  20. 蜂拥而至:go out like bee
  
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 16:30 | 显示全部楼层
      21. 给你点颜色看看:I’ll show you some color
  22. 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸:I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
  23. 恭喜发财:go high fuck try
  24. 狗娘养的:dog mother born
  25. 关公面前耍大刀:play a big knife before Guangong
  26. 好多人死了,你怎么不去死!:How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die
  27. 好好学习、天天向上:good good study, day day up
  28. 好久不见:long time no see (这个用法已经被当地的美国口语,尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受)
  29. 红颜知己:red face know me
  30. 加油:add oil
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
   41. 面试:face try
  42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁:tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!
  43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!
  44. 你爱我吗:you love I?
  45. 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你:you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you
  46. 你给我等着:you give me wait
  47. 你给我滚出去:you gave me get out
  48. 你给我记住:you give me remember
  49. 你给我站住:you give me stop
  50. 你没看,我现在非常忙,一边玩去:You no see, I now very busy. One side play go


[ 本帖最后由 亂頭錒嗲 于 2009-3-3 16:35 编辑 ]
发表于 2009-3-3 16:44 | 显示全部楼层
old three old four
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 16:51 | 显示全部楼层
  51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里:your wife is beautiful/where where
  52. 你去不去?你不去我去!:You go no go? You no go I go!
  53. 你认为你是谁?:What do you think ,who are you ?
  54. 你TMD:you he mother’s
  55. 你问我,我去问谁:you ask me, me ask who
  56. 你丫要敢唬我,我他妈扇你!:IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!
  57. 你有两下子:you have two down son
  58. 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上:you have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
  59. 你真有两下子:you really have tow down son
  60. 骑驴看唱本,走着瞧:riding a donkey reading play , go and see
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 16:53 | 显示全部楼层
36. 老表:old watch
  37. 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞 :dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole
  38. 马马虎虎:horse horse tiger tiger
  39. 没脸见人:have no face see person
  40. 美中不足:American Chinese not enough
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 16:54 | 显示全部楼层
31. 救人一命,胜造七级浮屠: save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower
  
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 16:55 | 显示全部楼层
32. 开水:open water
 
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 16:55 | 显示全部楼层
 33. 看不看:see no see?
  
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 16:55 | 显示全部楼层
  35. 课间操:lesson between fuck
发表于 2009-3-3 16:56 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2009-3-3 16:58 | 显示全部楼层

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 17:00 | 显示全部楼层
34. kang ri you xing:resist sun swim go
  
发表于 2009-3-3 17:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't bird you
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 18:57 | 显示全部楼层

尿斑
你就bird me 吧
发表于 2009-3-3 20:27 | 显示全部楼层
HOHO
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 21:05 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2009-3-3 21:07 | 显示全部楼层
楼主,你厉害哩
那个字体有大有小,有粗有细,忒无厘头了
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-3 22:10 | 显示全部楼层
 你就喜欢挑我字体的毛病~~·
你说嘛 
你到底喜欢什么字体颜色大小啦
····你喜欢什么我就给你嘛
你不说我怎么知道你要什么呢··
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省略十万八千字
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发表于 2009-3-4 07:45 | 显示全部楼层
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-4 09:06 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2009-3-4 09:35 | 显示全部楼层
add oil,哈哈
发表于 2009-3-4 17:58 | 显示全部楼层
this english is so no three no four,
发表于 2009-3-4 21:05 | 显示全部楼层
厉害的,顶楼主
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